Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Monday, 5 February 2024
Thursday, 6 April 2023
The Interview
“Excuse me madam, did you have a view on the event
being called the Cosmic Shuffle?”
“Oh hi, sugar. Do I ever have a view, I’m a goddamn victim of it!”
“Really?”
“Uh-huh. Just last week I was a fifty year old realter named Walter living in Nebraska, now look at me, a cheap hooker in LA named Priscilla!”
“Goodness. That sounds terrible!”
“Are you kidding, sugar? Forget for one minute that I’m sixteen years younger than I was, which is a win, but fuck me if sex as a woman ain’t the best thing ever! Only thing makes it better is that I get paid for doing it.”
Friday, 17 February 2023
Monday, 25 October 2021
Tuesday, 5 October 2021
Thursday, 29 April 2021
Breaking News!
Labels:
high heels,
husband,
news,
period,
romance,
sex,
The Shuffle,
wife
Monday, 22 August 2016
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
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