The Interview

“Excuse me madam, did you have a view on the event being called the Cosmic Shuffle?”

“Oh hi, sugar. Do I ever have a view, I’m a goddamn victim of it!”

“Really?”

“Uh-huh. Just last week I was a fifty year old realter named Walter living in Nebraska, now look at me, a cheap hooker in LA named Priscilla!”

“Goodness. That sounds terrible!”

“Are you kidding, sugar? Forget for one minute that I’m sixteen years younger than I was, which is a win, but fuck me if sex as a woman ain’t the best thing ever! Only thing makes it better is that I get paid for doing it.”